I feel like I tend to look for a preferable alternative. Dr. Evil met with the Joker and Lex Luther to discuss his plan.

We'll make people feel bad about feeling good

or being effective, relaxed, self aware or stimulated illegal..

We'll have religion and law renounce it.

At the same time, we'll spoon feed people popular culture telling them that what they want drugs..

Take people who are already desperate and give them an outlet to everything they want with jail as a consequence.

We'll get Niki Minaj to make women think they are going against society by whoring themselves out

and men to get them hooked up at a profit to themselves

they'll expect to make big money but check out the best part,

we'll make them pay us to do it with court & lawyer fees

on top of that we can watch them get freaky in prison and when they get out they won't be able to get a real job anymore

and will have to prostitute and or strip, at this point they'll have to do whatever we say or die!

Wow you are an evil genius...

If you think that's bad...

Wait until you hear my plan about keeping whole countries in poverty..

So the people will come to America and risk prison and deportation just to work menial jobs no one wants anyway.

Then we can take their homes and confiscate the property they worked for

and have them constantly live in fear..

That is the essence of all my evil deeds.