I was working at a warehouse

with industrial size bags of rice

& various Chinese & Thai grocery products

One that I thought was particular unique

advertised something like Rhino Dick

Male enhancement & it seemed kind of a silly way to spend $5

Nowadays I see the packages littered all over the place

& advertised at 15 dollars at gas stations

Warning: if child is born with horns or stripes, discontinue use immediately.

claiming to work for 9 days! Yeah right

I don't believe I've never found anything that works

for more than 6 hours.. That's why on the directions

(yeah I looked it up) it says take a half hour before sex

with all the flavors, it reminds me of Super Mario 3 or MegaMan

Where you tried to get the appropriate suit

would allow you to flow through the water

or be particularly effective against the boss

a scenario came to mind

The friend calls his buddy

"So how did the date go?

"Casual sex is getting more and more expensive.. Remember the Cougar from the gym?"

"Yeah"

Well I spent money on dinner

drinks,

bought drugs

Condoms..

admission to the club

We were dancing

Some reason, I thought she was taking me to the bathroom

So I quickly took the pill

She thought it was something else

and ended up walking off with some guy w no eyelids

and I don't know what to do

Just sitting here in my room with Tiger Balls